B2

A recent trend has seen artists, rock stars and other notables guest editing national newspapers. Never afraid to jump on a bandwagon, the Bourgeois has asked a remarkable personality to edit our very own B2 section. Our editor is an expert on intergalactic realpolitik, the breakdown of the nuclear family and asphyxiation techniques. But don't just take our word for it, dive straight into this issue of B2, edited by none other than Sith Lord Darth Vader himself!

Editor's note by Sith Lord Darth Vader
Grand Moff Tarkin gives cookery advice
The Emperor answers your problems
Count Dooku writes exclusively for the B2 on sex