That's Entertainment

by Paul Wella
A police car and a screaming siren
A pnuematic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing and stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplights blinking

That's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped up 'phone booth
Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls

I say thatís entertianment.
That's entertainment.

Days of speed and slow time Mondays
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls

I say that's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Waking up at 6 a.m. on a cool warm morning
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
Watching the tele and thinking about your holidays

That's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
A hot summers' day and sticky black tarmac
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were faraway

That's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight
Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
Getting a cab and travelling on buses
Reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs

I say that's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Fat's Entertainment

by Fatman
A ford kar and a screaming clutch
A electiric mower and Scottish bastard
A howling dog thats name is butch
The screech of arseholes driving you nuts

Thatís entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Another glass and cocktail of mushrooms
An electric dream and another full moon
Shit splattered bog and the cry of a mong goose
Turn the lights out and play with a set of balls

I say thatís entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Days of sick and work on Mondays
Pissed up time at the cherry on wednesdays
Watching life pass away and not giving a fuck
Living in a shithole And looking like friar tuck

I say thatís entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Waking up at 5am feeling like shit
Going for a dump and stinking the house out
An amateur thief trying your car doors
And Wishing you were walking upon moors

That's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Waking up pissing the bed and dreaming of cigarettes
Trying to get warm and smelling like a tramp
A cold winters day and freezing iced windows
Feeding the cat and dreaming you were camping

That's entertainment.
That's entertainment.

Two dogs shitting in the park at midnight
Two dogs with their pissed up baghead owners
Getting a asbo and laughing about it
Reading in the paper about anti smoking moaners

I say that's entertainment.
That's entertainment.