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>> Train Game
A wonderfull train journey
Lloyds TSB heading straight down the pan
If by train to shef you adhere
eat no food & drink no beer.
Cos if your arse feels suddenly queer
and a shit you must make disappear
or a piss they charge the same, wots their game.
If at Piccadilly strap up your willy
wot the fucks this 30 pence for a piss
no wonder tramps crap their pants
and water runs down the line
though the weathers fine
so come on you manks and say no thanks
hold in that baby spud as long as you could
or stick it out the train & let shit fall like acid rain.
The Underpant Game is available from most high street retailers
and is a registered product of Nolan Industries Ltd